[The following are archived communications between my brother Dave {Cyber-Wolf} (referred to as 'Woom', a family nickname) and I {Kestral} (referred to as 'Porkie', another family nickname). They are not meant to do anything...merely putting in writing shared views about and through this happy medium called the Internet.]
THE JOYS AND WOES OF COMPS & COMMS:
Cyber-Wolf: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (this is when i get my best work donezzzzzzzz)zzzzzzz
Cyber-Wolf: no prob...just don't fuck with the 'puter...she's on a shakey leg today
Cyber-Wolf: my satellite dude is coming over this afternoon...Wish me tons & tons of luck-I need it (ie. the satellite I was on fell out of the fucking sky!!! no shit)
Cyber-Wolf: hey, wasn't blowing you off, just been 12-14hr days last 3 here...been tweaking everything, which is the icing part-both satisfying & dangerous, so I have to stay focused on a tremendous body of knowledge, 'n blend a little instinct. So far it's been great; no longer fighting dragons, more like little rats about now. LOL Just to rattle a tad more-tweaking "field of view" from 90 degrees to 120...lets the techies have an edge ; )
Cyber-Wolf: I wish I were that far along in my rude computer day. Wish I were in the fucking sun!!!!! ...with a babe...and stuff!
Cyber-Wolf: Can't wait for "future" possibilities of life on other planets...then I can make friends that aren't in the same time continium...roflol
Cyber-Wolf: Well, I'm toasty (tired) so I think I'll crash-out (sleep) and catch a few winks (period of slumber). Are you still a lone pup (single)? ps (post script) Do I amuse or irritate you with these translations? n/m (never mind) {implied rhetorical question} j/k (just kidding) with ya (you). I obviously am in need of some shut-eye (sleep: see "winks") so I'll bid you adieu (farewell) @->->-- CyberWolf
Cyber-Wolf: re: FP install...blah! I hate making you wait ALMOST as much as I hate doing that by phone...gimme 10 minutes, then scream back
Cyber-Wolf: sending you the latest data
file update for AntiViral stuff..he he...can't have any bumps on my sis now...
Kestral: Ar, ar, ar...Thanks, Dr. Woom... :-D
Cyber-Wolf: Classic! And you stated it well; how can anyone view this page AND question the viability of the Web as an educational tool for the next century?!! roflol
APPRECIATION WITH AN "A"
Cyber-Wolf: just a start/draft...but what do ya think so far?
Kestral: I LOVE it! It shows your wry humor and your readiness to poke fun at
anything even resembling pomposity or personal irresponsibility...plus it's hilarious!
Cyber-Wolf: really? Damn...kewl & stuff. Thanks loin
[variation on Porkie]-I'll keep it up.
Kestral: Awwww...you have lots in your life, you're just not focusing
on it! The purpose of life is the journey, NOT the destination. It is not important that a
man has what he wants...it is important that he wants what he has. Every cloud has a
silver lining. All sunshine makes a desert. And all that other stuff!!!!! Hang in there,
Woom.
Love you, Porkie
Cyber-Wolf: by the way...it IS a nice page, clean, pleasing, not too busy, practical graphic reinforcement of the data. Good job, really (sorry, I tend to criticize so quickly-maybe I'm too anxious to see you succeed, is all).
Cyber-Wolf: Lemme know what sucks 'n what don't, K?
Seizure later, Cyber-Wolf
Kestral: Looks cool, Woom! Glad to see you found a use for that 'kitty' .gif I
sent you...ain't she precious? Love your screen shot, too! You're the man!!!!! <do wop,
do wop> (BTW, you mis-spelled 'fresh' on the e-sheep banner)
CYA, Porkie
Cyber-Wolf: Ahhhh, thanks-ski, loin...makes it all worth it : )
Cyber-Wolf: YOU THE WOMAN! (high-five followed by butt grab)
Kestral: ROFLOL What appreciation!
Kestral: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...oh shit, Woom...why the FUCK aren't you
on when I can fully appreciate your weird and wonderful humor?
Cyber-Wolf: ...so that I remain a rare and treasured special thingy...and stuff
Kestral: You ARE all that, and more!!! <grin>
GOOD MIND GONE BAD: LAZINESS, PERVERSION & BAD SPELLING
Kestral: Can I send my corrections via chat? Hmmmmmm? I KNOW you would rather exchange 2000 messages, but humor me, okay?
Cyber-Wolf: how do you spell exquisite?
Kestral: You spell exquisite just like you did!!! Wow...11-3/4 yrs. of school
unwasted!
Kestral: Hey, do you think it would be a problem for me to hang at your place Wednesday? (today is Monday)
Cyber-Wolf: so how the hell do you spell disgust (as in upset with) I
can't even get close enough to get the spelling verifier to make a suggestion...LOL
Kestral: Disgust...distate...disgruntled...displeased...disillusioned...dildo
(oops)
Cyber-Wolf: ...doggie-style
Kestral: ...down-and-dirty...dowser...dipstick...do-re-mi...
Cyber-Wolf: ...distemper...
Kestral:
...disenchanted...discharge...disorder...disarray...disinclined...disrespect...disco
<eek!>
Cyber-Wolf: remind me to direct you to huge volumes of fantasty artwok
Cyber-Wolf: or artwork Zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Cyber-Wolf: hey, did you try any of the new olympic games on my
gamepage? Didn't see any high scores there from you...ha ha
Kestral: I'm the one who sent you the Nagano URL in the 1st place, goofball...And
no, you won't see any high scores...did all right on the ski jump & sucked on the
slalom & luge...
Cyber-Wolf: ahhh, for the days of a good stoning or a trusty guillotine
Cyber-Wolf: Final Trivia: Which is faster? Woom's neurons firing OR the wheels of justice? (insert Jeopardy theme here)
Cyber-Wolf: I'll actually check the speelllling tommoruww, okay? - little' tierd now...must eat food
Kestral: Didja like the pooltable pic? I thought it captured your shark-like demeanor. <grin>
GREETINGS & GOODBYES
Cyber-Wolf: LOL cya on the flip side!
P.s. check out what it says when you put the cursor on the tree graphic within the
genealogy page..he he
Nighters
Kestral: Har, de har har har...Like you got room to talk...
Seizure,
Porcinapolisiana
Cyber-Wolf: You REALLY should get a life, onlineasourusloinubus. (I'm fully qualified to say that; before you go into "I'm smoking a cigarette" denial)
Kestral: Yeap-a-roonie!
Cyber-Wolf: kinda busy-burnt-crisp but ok...ina minute
Kestral: Hey Woom! I have a wav in RA form that downloads from it's
source so I can't change it into .wav format...Any way around this that you're aware of?
Thanks!
Porkopotopuroarasaurus :-D
Cyber-Wolf: earth to loin, come in loin...
Cyber-Wolf: Welcome home, my beloved sis!!! XXXXOOOOO
Kestral: Thank you, my inestimable bro! XOXOXOXOXOXOX
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Kestral: Oh, the pitiful screams of scorched, pickled and anorexic brain cells...as they writhe in agony, begging for a quick, merciful death...but, NO!!! You torture them day by day, hour by hour, minute by minute, second by second...It's a game of Russian Roulette with all chambers loaded...You are a cruel Master...
Cyber-Wolf: p.s.s.s.s.s.s.s. How should I modify my name
"CyberWolf" prior to arrival in Port_Kar? [a r/p irc] make it sexy please
Kestral: Usually, names are somewhat Roman-sounding, but it depends on the
region...Call yourself Wulfgar or something like that...
Cyber-Wolf: thanks...sounds like I'm hawking a hairball!!! roflol
That'll moisten her right up! ha ha ha ha ha Thanks, Porkgar! ha ah ha ah aha haha
[after a short while]
Cyber-Wolf: ...used the name Wuvgar and quickly disappeared into the night before
having to reply inadequately to others there...
Kestral: Now hold on! I suggest "Wulfgar" and you ROFLOL yourself to
death...then you use "Wuvgar"...Oh, well, it's exotic and interesting
enough...(and doesn't bring to mind gaggin up a hairball...) AAAAKKKK!!!
Cyber-Wolf: Aye, but due perhaps to the long night-it did make me tumble 'round
so very uncontrollably he he
[later]
Kestral: Hey, Wuvuvulaaggghackgar!
Cyber-Wolf: Is this merely another cheap gibe suggesting that "Zoom [friend's nickname] does something"; thus implying the inverse, "Woom's a bum"? roflol That just came to me.
Kestral: Yes, massah, I sure be gonna try agin, I
will...<grovel>
Cyber-Wolf: ahhhhh Shuuuuduuuuuuuuppppp (slap, slap)
Kestral: Hey Woom, would you do me a favor?
Cyber-Wolf: depends....shoot
Kestral: Would you look at (and critique) my latest project page?
Cyber-Wolf: shureski
[a little later]
Cyber-Wolf: very very nice indeed...couldn't appreciate the audio portion...but
that's my system prob..ha ha. Love the fact that you can do frames now...and the
background is choice! Nice layout, pic size and resolution...but perhaps gifs would allow
a faster display? Just plain nice, nice, nice
Kestral: <blushing madly> Geee....thanks, Woom! That means a lot!!! :-D
Cyber-Wolf: no really!...I'm not low on cash or anything! roflol Nice
job.
Kestral: Okay...Thanks for checking the page(s) and thank you for the
praise...you just made my entire day worthwhile!
Love you lots! Porkie
Cyber-Wolf: K-ski...
Love ya more...but we'll argue that later...
seizure.
Kestral: ...convulsions...
Cyber-Wolf: ...petite mal...
Kestral: GRAND mal...
Cyber-Wolf: ...dual bilateral synchronous double mal
Kestral: myocardial infarction...with lots and lots of gooey cholesteral
plaque...
Cyber-Wolf: fuck you AND your thesaurus!!!
nighters...
WOOM-sent URLs:
Cyber-Wolf: just realized I can consider this the "lite' part of my day
while casually absorbing this kinda shit. Very sad geek land indeed...
http://www.centralparkmedia.com/anime18/animenew.htm
http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Arena/8971/frog.html Lick the Froggie
http://www.stonesoupmultimedia.com/html/body_yet_.html another silly game
PORKIE-sent URLs:
http://fantasia.galaxynet.com/~fantasia/gor/tal.htm This should help you some with the Gor irc
http://findpeoplefast/ From Bob & Tom show...
http://www.slaughterhouse.com/imagedit2.html#paintshop Looked interesting for webdesign...
http://www.rum.com/index.cgi This looks amusing...
http://members.aol.com/Greeniiis/moves.html Very perceptive poem...
http://members.tripod.com/~iconplanet/screensavers.htm Don't know if you're interested or not
http://members.tripod.com/~thesnipers/chat.html How true!
http://www.megsinet.net/~clemenst/pages/tales.htm
Techy tales...
Cyber-Wolf: ha ha on the techie tales, thanks - good early morning reading
http://www.chatalot.com Looks chockful of interesting places to visit...
http://www.concentric.net/~richcoe/Dark.html hmmmmm....interesting collection...
http://members.tripod.com/~benjammer/icq/ Cyber-slobber...
http://scarysquirrel.pinkpig.com/games/pigs/PassThePigs.html Just like we used to play!
http://www.temp24-7.com/slack/game/game_frames.html Amusing...a bit slow on 1st time graphics d/l, but then okay!
http://www.iwec.org/wolfphot.htm 'Tis copyable...Still looking for sheep, but thought this was so beautiful...
http://www.teleport.com/~wnorton/sounds.html Sorry, but what can I say? I'm coming across more wolves than lambs! (predator/prey imbalance!)
http://members.aol.com/doggiesnot/ Possible fun spot...
http://www.bond.net/~keitht/ Only on the web...
http://warping.to/ For Mr. Speed-freak!
http://www.islandparadise.com/humor/archives/LASTTEN.TXT Too true!
http://www.iupui.edu/~mcox/purity.html Let me know how you score...
http://terraserver.microsoft.com/default.htm Big Brother WAS watching!
http://www.13x.com/cgi-bin/cdt/snoop.pl I was kidding before...
http://www.realastrology.com/realtest/quest17d/messages/155.html Some insight maybe?
http://www.grouchy.com/singlewired.html A woman's opinion of 'love' on the Web...
http://disobey.com/ghostsites/ Thought you might find this amusing...
http://destoppublishing.com/weird/weird.html Asks the question, "Are you bored?"...
http://www.hootisland.com/ Good intro page...
http://www3.silas.unsw.edu.au/~robertl/jokes/mail/57.html Now this is a Dr. Seuss 'book' I couldn't read to Ian! [5 year old son]
http://www.cs.bgu.ac.il/~omri/humor/SpellingSong.html Hahahahaha! Not that you're a bad speller... :-D
http://www.queendom.com/kettle.html Looks intriguing...
http://www.links.net/www/interact.html In case you were bored... :-D
http://www.xs4all.nl~ednieuw/index.html For some reason I though of you when I saw the free programs at the bottom...
http://www.pathcom.com/~smclean/cs.htm Passed to me by Rai...
http://www.link4info.com/faq/faqst.htm Hey, if they love WebFerret, they can't be all bad!
http://www.cir-inc.com/commentary/netphone.html Interesting article...
http://www.angelfire.com/mi/kittenspage/true.html Check this out! It is raaaather eerily on track...
http://members.tripod.com/~theshockwave/files/movcomps.txt 'Tain't it the truth!
http://members.tripod.com/~theshockwave/files/viruses.txt Hahahahahahaha...
http://www.fourmilab.ch/speakfree/windows/speak_freely.html#contents Here 'tis...let me know if/when you get it & I'll help you test it...
http://www.dumblists.com/list-germanmotoring.html Abso-fuckin-lutely hilarious!
http://www.dumblists.com/list-airlines.html Heeheehee...
http://www.dumblist.com/list-klingon.html I can't help myself!
http://www.dumblist.com/list-packetpocket.html Tell me when to stop...<snicker>
http://www.dumblists.com/list-he.html <big snicker>
http://www.dumblists.com/list-floppies.html Shades of field tech work with Wang!
http://www.dumblists.com/list-nakedguy.html Oh, shit, I'm gonna have a coronary laughing this hard!
http://www.dumblists.com/list-readingpersonals.html Any of this ring a bell? <snicker>
http://getbent.com Might find a use for some of these...
http://www.wolflove.com/wpic1.html I ASSume you've been here before?
http://www.geocities.com/RainForest/Canopy/4896/guardiantotem1.html Just adding to your list... :-D
Cyber-Wolf: I won't remember...why don't you dedicate a page for all these
links you send me. Then I'll make a link from my site which will remind me to look from
time to time.
Kestral: That's a polite way to say 'Stop bombaring me with URLs!", isn't it?
SO, WOOM - THERE...YOU...GO!!!! <smile> Thanks for being my brother... :-D
With lots & lots of love,
Porkie